inshock-sherlock:

chadleymacguff:

ziver:

ziver:

ziver:

so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called ‘Boners” and it’s just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs. 

oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps.

and he’s dead serious, his argument was, “if men can have Hooters, women should have this.”

your father is a saint

when they wounded me, he took me from the barricade

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i will never not reblog this

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dancepayne:

If you ever feel like you’re an asshole remember that my friend decided to have sex with her boyfriend but changed her mind midway because it hurt too much but he didn’t stop even after she said no and when he was arrested all he said was “well she should be arrested for being such a tease”

serpenscape:

Hey, you.

Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.

You have really nice eyes.

I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.

Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?

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lightsupworld:

this is my dream 

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wwonderful:

don’t

ever

fucking

tell

people

to

kill

themselves

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nointerrruption:

[salsa dances away from uncomfortable discussions about race]

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brootp:

stopharry2013:

i would do some nasty shit for front row one direction tickets

#like butt shit

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